Wednesday, January 9, 2013


THE LOWE FAMILY NEWSLETTER VOLUME 81 JANUARY 2013


Dear Readers,

This Christmas I opened a very special card. On Sunday, December 23rd I was watching the Chiefs lose miserably with your dad, Sean, Bryn , Coryn, Buster and Ollie. Jeremy was at Arrowhead Stadium watching the game. Tina, our wonderful bath aide came to visit with her family as she wanted the girls to see my Christmas decorations and to take their picture on my teddy bear themed front porch – specially designed with Elena Dickinson in mind. Tina's young daughters were far more entranced with Coryn's dogs. Somehow the topic of babies came up and I was teasing Coryn as usual about her aging eggs and predicting that her babies would be born with gray hair and be in need of a gerontologist rather than a pediatrician. Coryn had one of her withering comebacks for me: “oh good, then you can take them with you when you see your doctor”.

Once the game was over Jeremy came by and handed me a card to thank Norm and me for all we had done for them. I assured him it wasn't necessary to give us a written thank you as I opened the envelope and pulled out the card. I opened it and immediately saw the sonogram photo of our new est grandchild. The card was signed from Coryn and Jeremy and BABY Logue. I was so excited I jumped in the air and screamed touchdown, hugging Jeremy and congratulating him on his ability to score so quickly. I realized that the sonogram picture meant that Coryn was more than a couple of weeks pregnant and was amazed to find that she was in her fourth month! Apparently they decided to wait until the third month to tell anyone just in case of problems and when that milestone was reached they decided to wait another couple of weeks until Christmas knowing it was the best present any one could have. I had not noticed even a tiny bulge on my skinny daughter but realized that I had not seen her as often with all the house moving and then when she does come over she's usually bundled up and then wraps herself in a throw blanket to lounge on the sofa. The last time I visited her house I walked into one of her bedrooms that has a beautiful view of the lake and said what a perfect nursery it would make and Coryn just said maybe and strolled out.

The very next day, Christmas Eve, Grandma jumped in her sleigh and pulled up at the Hallmark store buying several baby gifts for the parents-to-be to open on Christmas day. They were going to be telling his side of the family over the holiday. Since then Coryn and I have had another mommy/grandma shopping day for neutral newborn items- Coryn and Jeremy are going to let the sex of the baby be a surprise to them at birth. Coryn wouldn't let me get a shopping cart saying I could only buy what I could fit in my arms – we ended up with a cart. And don't worry mother will be standing by with a bottle of Clairol in the birthing room just in case the head emerges with grey hair. Coryn has a midwife for her delivery and of course a grandma on standby! Coincidentally the baby's due date is June 12th – Ethan's birthday.

Marc's travel plans proved the usual disaster.. His flight from LA to Denver was fine but his flight from Denver to Kansas City was canceled so he had to fly to Chicago and then back to Kansas. He arrived about one in the morning again without his luggage. Sean was not happy as he had wasted time searching the various terminals for Marc's missing luggage. Once again I rummaged through a pile of clothes on the closet floor upstairs and found enough of his brother's clothes to use for a few days. It took the airlines a couple of days to track and deliver his bag. .Marc our hot shot LA trial lawyer with his newly leased BMW is too cheap to book a non stop flight which would avoid a lot of missed /canceled connection problems.

Christmas day Sean, Bryn and I were in the kitchen preparing our gourmet dinner. Marc as usual was in the bathroom. As there were only seven of us this year the boys talked me out of buying a whole turkey opting for a half with stuffing and gravy included at Costco. I was a bit dubious but have to admit it was excellent. I baked a ham too just in case.... We ate much later than usual as Coryn and Jeremy had to drive up from Clinton after sharing the happy news with his family who all burst into tears! So late afternoon we unwrapped our Christmas gifts and I am absolutely enthralled with the Ipod. Thank you children for once again acknowledging your high tech mother. I let your dad hold it for a few seconds and offered to teach him to play Angry Birds but he seemed to think it a waste of time. Now you can enjoy facetime with Mother!

Christmas night as I was cleaning the kitchen a dark stain on the ceiling caught my attention. I realized it was directly below the upstairs bathroom and immediately wondered what Marc had done to cause it. Two years ago we had to replace the toilet after he wrecked the tank. I raced upstairs to make sure that he hadn't forgot to turn the water off or something, then remembered that he had mentioned the tub was draining very slowly and that I might want to run some Draino down the drain. I had given him the bottle and told him to man up and take care of it. I checked a few things out and realized that this was a job for a plumber who fortunately came the next morning. He had to cut a hole in my linen closet to rip out some old pipes that were leaking and had been for some time. Marc's long shower had finished the pipes off. Of course as usual I was ready to finish Marc off.

Speaking of leaks, your dad woke me up one morning with a “hey old bud”. I don't find this a term of endearment and know it usually precedes news that I am not going to enjoy. Sure enough Norm said he thought he had sprung a leak.. I dragged myself over to his side of the bed and saw that he was unfortunately correct. Once again he had managed to pull his catheter tubing apart apparently in his sleep. Mental note to self that I should probably have him sleep in oven mitts. Unfortunately he was in a puddle of urine so I realized that I was going to have to take his clothes off, get him in the wheelchair and onto his shower seat. For once your dad didn't argue. Once I had him safely sitting in the shower – after reconnecting his catheter tubing – I stripped the bed. I had to run five loads of laundry. Thankfully I managed to squash our our king sized comforter into the washing machine. All this before I had even had a cup of coffee.

Christmas brings one chore that I really abhor: mailing packages. In early December I forced myself to drive to our local post office because I needed to send Ethan his gift. On arrival I was delighted to see that the line was only about twenty feet long but unfortunately it was moving at a snails pace. I grabbed a customs declaration form and filled it out as I waited in line. Little old ladies who can't decide whether they want the Santa or angel stamps in under two seconds should be asked to step aside while those of us who don't need to make a decision forge ahead.

In view of the inefficiency of the postal service I decided that I would mail all my domestic packages at the conveniently situated HyVee's customer service just fourteen blocks up the road. I planned to park by a cart return thinking that I could put my numerous packages into one so that I didn't have to make a couple of trips to and fro. I should have realized it was a bad omen when I drove into the parking lot and saw that all the cart returns were empty. Finally I found one, loaded up my packages and went to customer service, delighted to see that there wasn't a single customer. No need to feel guilty about monopolizing their counter help with my packages – I admit that if I was standing behind me I would have been muttering that I should have gone to the post office or that HyVee should set a limit on how many items can be mailed at one time. My first two boxes were taken care of – albeit slowly as the young cashier was obviously a novice under the watchful eye of a more experienced worker. Package three caused a system failure. The cashier hollered for help : the message on the screen was one they had never seen. They hit a few keys but no luck. I turned to apologize to the line that had formed behind me. The workers summoned more help over the PA system. I knew it wasn't going to be a quick fix when their computer expert muttered a few what the hells under her breath and announced that she couldn't fix it either. She would have to call the Post Office. While the female worker was explaining her problem to one person after another over the phone I found myself once again apologizing to the whole rapidly growing line as they eyed my still full of packages cart. Finally she hung up the phone and announced that they were going to shut the system down and have the post office reboot it This could take hours apparently so they decided to handle my packages the old fashioned way and just stuck some stamps on them. I wished I had gone to the post office after this experience because I suspected that they might just set them aside until their system was restored and maybe my packages would get lost or be sent days later. But they did arrive safely. Next time I'll go to the post office – it will probably be quicker even if the line does extend out into the parking lot.

Sean recently left for his adventure and Josh just emailed me to let me know that he and Sean are together and preparing to visit Lake Titicaca in the Andes.They will hopefully be meeting up with Bryn, his girlfriend Joyce – a lovely girl who had dinner with us recently – Leslee and Craig. Frankly I'm glad my children enjoy being together and have adventurous spirits but my mummy tummy is very wonky when I think of all the ills that could befall them. Fortunately I have a lovely box of English sweets to soothe my stomach. A couple of flaky bars and I'm thinking how wonderful it is not to have to share !

A couple of days after Christmas we met with your dad's neurologist who had reviewed his data and come to the conclusion that the high doses of various medications prescribed to try and stabilize his blood pressure were not working and were probably putting him at too great a risk of a heart attack or stroke. We are currently weaning him off some medications and lowering the dose of others. We have reached the point of letting Mother Nature take control.

Wishing you all a Happy and Healthy 2013, Love your mom with one daughter that has met her expectations!